Some guys think it’s a fashion faux pas to wear white jeans or pants. I would wholeheartedly disagree. There are many ways to rock a pair of whites without looking feminine or like an out of work boy band roadie. The fit is paramount when it comes to white pants. Get them too big and they look like hospital curtains. Get them too tight and AC Slater may come after you for trying to steal his shine.
Another issue with wearing these pants is the risk of getting them dirty or have something spill on them. Here’s my suggestion: DON’T. But seriously, we’re grown men who should be able to go out and about without having our pants tell the world what we had for dinner. Sippy cups for grown men should be invented by one of you awesome readers but in the meantime, here are some tips to keeping those whites pearly….or cloudy….???. 1. Those Tide To Go sticks work wonders. They’re only a couple of bucks and they save you from an eternity of embarrassment. Stick one in your pocket and you’re prepared for battle against marinara and cranberry. 2. Wash with bleach. Don’t think I need to go in detail with this one. Throw them in with your whites (duh) and follow directions on the bottles. Voila!
There are many different looks you can pull off with white pants. This look here is just one. You can dress them up, you can dress them down. There will be more post in the coming months regarding white pants after Labor Day. Yeah, I’m a rebel. Call the fashion police.